partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

63,554 notes · 13 hours ago

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

412,983 notes · 14 hours ago

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

689,828 notes · 14 hours ago
163,581 notes · 1 day ago

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

540,559 notes · 2 days ago
mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest
1,065 notes · 2 days ago
69 notes · 3 days ago

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

426,704 notes · 3 days ago